Here it is juvenile humanoids, the jumbo kit you've all been waiting for! This kit comes complete with pre-designed CD jewel case insert, pre-designed CD label, and four generous tracks of Mother Nature herself, recorded live in a remote location on Planet Earth! This kit is so easy to make, and we use only the finest ingredients: audio files fresh-picked from the Net, raw electrical energy with no silly additives, and pure chemical mass commonly found around the home. Once you try it, you'll wonder why they aren't all like this!
Simply follow these five steps and you're on your way to auditory bliss:
1. Download the cover, label, and track files from the Net;
2. Print the CD cover and label on genuine white paper (not included);
3. Slash the labels with scissors (not included); and finally
4. Burn the tracks onto a blank CD (not included).
You may want to ask Mom to help with the next part:
5. Just assemble the contents inside a fresh CD jewel case (not included), and you're done!
You now have your very own hand-made copy of another fine Uncle Rick's Nature Recording!
Download everything you need right here:
Instruction Sheet (PDF)
Cover Design Sheet (PDF)
Label Design Sheet (PDF)
Track 1 (MP3)
Track 2 (MP3)
Track 3 (MP3)
Track 4 (MP3)
Happy Listening!
One more brilliant idea from those cheeky folks at
Smashed-Rat-on-Press
Berkeley - Tokyo - San Jose
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Copyright © 2001 R. McGowan
(The fine print: These MP3 files are low-fidelity monoaural recordings intended for personal entertainment purposes only. If you need to inflict this auditory experience on unsuspecting listeners in a public venue, please write to me and ask for the full-size stereo CD-quality sound files!)